I am so intimidated by this band. They completely destroy my obvious “complicated music I can’t play is inherently bad” defense mechanism by being awesome and playing impossibly difficult music. I think if I had to count this song out while trying to play it, I’d have a stroke. This is only supposed to happen with metal bands I feel comfortable laughing at. Watching this band and then playing my stuff is like watching football on Sunday and then going outside and playing catch with my wife.

“WHEEEE, I’M CALVIN JOHNSON!!!”

</pulls hamstring>